May 2013
joetrohman:
joetrohman:
i can probably sum up my life in three words
fall out boy
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
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FOB concert last night
patrick: hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
joe: Back the fuck up, please.
patrick: let's try that again. 1...2...3...
joe: PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP
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dntfearthereaper:
Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away
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dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Average person: Watches Disney movie
Average Disney fan: Watches Disney movie, sings the songs, throws in a couple of quotes here and there
ME: WATCES DISNEY MOVIE, RECITES THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, SINGS ALL THE SONGS WITH ALL THEIR VOICES AND EXPRESSIONS, FLAWLWESSLY IMITATES EVERY SINGLE ACTION, REELS OFF A LIST OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE VOICE ACTORS AND ANIMATORS, POINTS OUT MISTAKES AND EASTER EGGS, GIVES A COMPLETE COMMENTARY, KNOWS THE DELETED SCENES, DELVES DEEPER INTO THE MORALS AND MESSAGES OF THE STORIES, CRIES AT THE BEGINNING, CRIES IN THE MIDDLE, CRIES AT THE END.
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klaineforchristmas:
whilelifepassesby:
ifeellikeimlost:
whilelifepassesby:
can we just talk about the possibility of glee’s season 5 starting with blaine kneeling down
to suck Kurt’s dick
there are two kind of people
Both is fine
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
the-cimmerians:
nightbirdrises:
if chris colfer happened to get a vine, you know it would be filled with videos of brian with chris using his “brian voice” to narrate the life of his cat
I NEED THIS. FOR REASONS.
facebook: omg so thankful for my family this year merry christmas :)))))
tumblr: happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga
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So, Moses did this thing at her school called Every 15 Minutes. If you want to know what it is, Google it because I am way too lazy to explain it. Anyway, she was in The Walking Dead and all the kids that participated stayed at the Mariott by the school Thursday night. I can’t tell you guys how much I missed my baby sister. When she got in my car yesterday, I hugged her head to my chest.
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shitonskanks:
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
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swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
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